The Big Lebowski Leatherette Coozie – "Hey, Careful Man, There's a Beverage Here!" – Laser Engraved Drink Sleeve

This ain’t just a coozie, man — it’s a lifestyle. Featuring the immortal words of The Dude himself, our Big Lebowski leatherette coozie reminds everyone around you of the first rule of chill: protect the beverage at all costs.

Laser-engraved with precision (because, you know, some things actually require precision), this coozie fits most 12 oz cans and bottles, keeps your drink cold, your hand dry, and your soul light.

• Premium leatherette – it really ties the drink together
• Water-resistant, durable, and easy to wipe clean after rug-peeing incidents
• Fits standard cans, bottles, and White Russians if you’re crafty
• Perfect for dudes, dudettes, nihilists, and beverage-respecting humans
• Handmade and engraved by someone who, like, cares, man

Whether you’re bowling, bathing, or just pondering the meaning of life in your bathrobe, this coozie is the ultimate beverage protection system.

Buy one for yourself or gift it to your favorite slacker. Either way, your beverage abides.